1. SHUT UP WITH YOUR LOGIC

AND FAIRIES ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Athena Bird, which is a parody version of Artemis Fowl, where the characters we know and love have Alternate Character Interpretations or they're exaggerated. This doesn't mean, however, some of what is present won't be legitimate criticisms.

Athena Bird = Artemis Fowl; is a Genius Ditz, but is a kid, and doesn't always think about the actual consequences of his actions.

Dominic Servant (Ser-VAHNT, not 'servant') = Domovoi Butler, and is the Only Sane Man

Actual Artemis Fowl characters are (c) to Eoin Colfer.